My Yearly DragonCon Adventure

As most of you know, DragonCon is a pop-culture convention without apparent equal.  A 24/7 convention of dorky mayhem, it’s basically Mardi Gras for geeks, taking over a significant chunk of downtown Atlanta once a year.

As a member of the first generation of true Redneck geeks (that’s “Redneck” with a capital R folks… look it up), I consider it my solemn duty to attend every year I can.  That means I’ve been at pretty much every gathering since about 1995, each one its own unique experience.  From being solicited a viewing of “Clerks” by a very drunk Scott Mosier and Kevin Smith at my first visit before anyone knew who the hell they were, to being whacked with a riding crop by Voltaire in a most friendly manner at my latest, the occurrence known as DragonCon is always and forever a fine time for anyone open-minded enough to have it.

This year was marked mostly by my spreading the good word concerning AFTER, and it’s upcoming future.  Without babbling further on the subject, I’ll let the following pictures give you all a taste of the festivities, and we’ll leave it at that.  Do enjoy, and remember… geeks rule the world.  And the parts they don’t, they should.  Except for furries.  Fuck furries.

SECURITY WAS PRETTY TIGHT THIS YEAR

PASSED OUT, DRUNK, OR JUST A LOSER?  DOESN’T REALLY MATTER AT DRAGON-CON

THEY WERE ON A MISSION FROM GOD.

THEY CLONED HIM SMALL FOR RECON WORK.

HE FOUND HIS LACK OF FAITH DISTURBING.

THIS GUY WON MY ‘OLD-SCHOOL GEEK REFERENCE’ AWARD FOR THE CON.  GOONGALA GOONGALA!

EVEN AFTER ALL THESE YEARS… STILL FUCKING CREEPY.

BY DAY TWO, THEY WERE ALREADY CALLING IN LEGAL REPRESENTATION.

FUCK.  YES.

NORMALLY I DON’T NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS.  BUT I DID TRADE THESE GUYS A FIFTH OF WHISKY FOR A QUARTER BAG.  THEY GROW GOOD SHIT ON COBRA ISLAND.

YES, I GAVE HIM A HUG.

ONE BLACK SUIT PER CON.  THAT’S THE RULE, DAMMIT.

Out for now…

– Paris ‘Rev’ Battle

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What We’ve Been Up To

As some of you (read: all of you) have noticed, Memetic Press has gone nearly a full month without either an AFTER update or a high-handed sanctimonious rant by yours truly.  Since those are the two things we tend to specialize in around here, that’s prompted some EMails wondering what, precisely, is up.

Well, basically we’ve all been busy as fuck.  So let me just hit a few high points about the Memetic Press agenda for the next few days, and in September I’ll get back to our regularly scheduled bombardment of vulgarity and heinousness.

First of all, DragonCon.  No, we’ve no table there, but YES the good Reverend Battle will be in attendance.  I’ll have AFTER sample issues to anyone who convinces me they need one and gets to me before I run out.  Also, make sure you talk to me before the fifth whiskey goes down, cause after that I promise nothing.

Secondly, if you look below you will see several images of a strange and wondrous thing.  This thing is a scale white model of the village of Warfield, which you AFTER readers will be familiar with.  Memetic Press’ own Hired Specialist is constructing this piece of in-progress brilliance in his laboratory even as I type this.  Why, you ask?

Well, that part’s a secret.  But not a very closed one.  Anyone finds me at DragonCon and buys the SIXTH whiskey, and maybe I can be talked into spilling the beans.  Otherwise, you’ll all just have to wait and learn with the rest of the world.  For now, feast your eyes on the brilliance:

Out for now…

– Paris ‘Rev’ Battle

AFTER Update!

Been a while since I’ve doled out new information on AFTER, Memetic Press’ foray into the comic book world.  Issue Two has been a long-running and ongoing process, due in part of the hectic and shoestring nature of indy comic book production, but mostly due to my own anal-retentive insistence on perfection.  I can’t go into the EXACT nature of Issue Two’s upcoming visual look, but I can say that it’s unique and groundbreaking.  And that it will be well worth the wait.

In the meantime, those looking for more AFTER teasers can check out the info page we’ve attached at the top tab here… A few canon-based bits of information that provide some back story, complete with illustration.  The apocalypse, my friends, will not be pretty.

While all that is going on, I have a podcast to recommend.  A very friendly dude named Doc (coincidentally enough) hosts a show called Heroes Of Science Fiction And Fantasy.  Excellent review show for all things geek-like, and the guy manages to score some kick-ass interviews.  Highly recommended for people interested in both the fan and creative side of production.

Of course, I bring this up right at THIS moment because his latest episode features an interview with yours truly.  I found Doc on the floor at WonderCon earlier this year, and told him all about AFTER.  For anyone unfamiliar with the book, listening to me ramble on about it is actually a pretty good place to start.  You can listen to the latest show here:

PARIS ‘REV’ BATTLE INTERVIEWED AT WONDERCON

But I do advise hooking up to his main page and finding the backlog, because Doc’s shows are damned interesting.

More to come soon enough, folks.

Out for now…

– Paris ‘Rev’ Battle

The Post-HeroesCon Report (Finally)

Forgive my tardiness on this one, as it HAS been over a week since the convention… BUT financial considerations forced me to take a more active hand in certain affairs, and that kept me away for a bit.  THEN, I got completely smashed at a wedding Saturday and needed a while to recover.  I mean, in addition to the time I spent asleep in the rain on a bench by Boardwalk Billy’s.  Ahem.

Anyway, the grand and spectacular HeroesCon was a magnificent affair, with much fun had by all.  Everyone I saw out there and introduced AFTER to, welcome to the fold.  And everyone who bought the book, thank you for supporting a lowly indy comic publisher.  People like you are the reason this constant toil is all worth it, and we strive to justify your parting with hard-earned money by keeping the entertainment coming.  Speaking of which, check out the AFTER info page above.  Frequent updates to that one as we get closer to finalizing (gasp) Issue Two.

And now, for your viewing pleasure (or masochism), I present a collection of images from the convention, including some of yours truly:

Convention

AH, THE CONVENTION FLOOR…

Convention

After Team

MARCUS KISER (L) + PARIS BATTLE (R)+SHITTY FOCUS=THIS PICTURE OF TEAM ‘AFTER’

Oh Crap

HERE MARCUS IS ABOUT TO SLIP OUT OF THIS DIMENSION ENTIRELY.  NOTE MY LOOK OF PANIC.

Out for now…

– Paris ‘Rev’ Battle

Memetic Press At HeroesCon!

It’s true, though kind of a last minute thing.  Yours truly will be holding down a table at HeroesCon in Charlotte this weekend, for all three days.  Also, some of you may have noticed the addition of an AFTER info page on this website… If so, keen powers of observation.  Soon all your relevant AFTER info will be posted there, so keep checking back.  I’ll update after the convention with pictures and such.

Out for now…

– Paris ‘Rev’ Battle

A Quick Shout-Out

See, there’s this crew of artists called God City. Like yours truly, they make their residences in the city of Charlotte, NC. Awesome group of talented individuals, as you’ll all soon see. Reason? They just went live with their brand-new website, which everyone should immediately go check out and lose a good forty-five minutes perusing. Kinda like I just did.

I’d be remiss if I didn’t mention that one of their number, Marcus Kiser, is the artistic talent behind a little thing called After, which there’s about to be a very important announcement concerning. Just throwing that out there.

Out for now…

– Paris ‘Rev’ Battle

WONDERCON: THE BLOG ENTRY

Seems Innocuous Enough….It was a weekend of firsts. It was my first time on the West Coast, in San Francisco, or seeing Chinese New Year in the aforementioned city. It was a Con without a table, a comic book store that knew how the fuck to throw it down, and the Rev surviving it only with the help of the Good Lord and Jack Daniel.

This is, of course, all creative metaphor.

SkreetsSan Francisco is a lovely city with a split personality. It is seemingly a ‘frozen-in-amber’ example of an age we all traditionally think of as more civilized and reserved… Set against a populace who are all too willing to share their aggravated emotional state with you and anyone else who will listen, sometimes to the point of strikes about the human frame

They Try To Stare You Down, TooFirstly, lets address a warning I’d received more than once. The damned pigeons. Greasier, nastier, and somehow more creepily intelligent than birds in other places, these feathered fuckers would’ve made Hitchcock proud. They had special coiled wire on my hotel sill to keep them off, but they’d fight for the right to sit on the nearest streetlight and give me gangster stares whenever I opened the curtain.

I Didn’t Know They Operated Out Of The Alamo

I kid, mostly. Lovely city, weather wasn’t bad even when they SWORE it was, and they hosted the hell out of a Con. Three days of mayhem, with signs of it visible in several places nearby, such as is seen to the left. See if you can spot the tiny picture of Robert Downey Junior’s glowing eyes.

Damn

The Con itself was no disappointment, and it would be futile to try and recall or detail every cool person met on its floor. I will give a special shout to the fine people I met and conversed with in, around, and associated with Isotope, a comic book lounge that throws a hell of a party. Seriously, there’s a rocking ensemble cast in that place, and they can throw down with advanced skill.

Overall, had a blistering time in a lovely city, and hope I’m ascending enough in the next year to go back. Next time I’m staying longer.

Out for now…

– Paris Battle

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